Goats are against city ordinance

Silas was jumping on the bed when he was supposed to be getting dressed. So I asked him, "Silas, what happens to monkeys that jump on the bed?"
"They fall off and bump their heads. But I'm a goat so, you don't have to worry."
"Oh," I said. "And I heard that green goats go faster than black goats." This was some weird chanting song that he raced around the kitchen at Mom's house screaming while Ellis raced after him.
"Yes!" he shouted, looking surprised that I too knew this basic fact about green goats. "You tell Aunt Rachel that because she thinks that black goats are faster."