- I really must do a better job spell, grammar, and punctuation checking these posts.
- I've always wanted a stoma, but I never thought my baby boy would be the one to give me one.
-How much chocolate does this frosting need to make it dark enough for a realistic looking pirate ship?
-What was I thinking getting bangs a couple of months ago?
-I can't believe I have to make a trip to the bank to deposit three checks that total less than 10 euro.
-10 limes. 3 coconuts. 5 pineapples. 16 kiwi. 1 watermelon. Crab dip and crackers. Guacamole and chips. Tropical trail mix. Pirate ship cake. It's enough right?
-Yikes! It's trash day! It's been 2 months since we took the bin out. Must get rid of fish and dirty diaper smelling trash bin! (yes, we use the occasional disposable diaper)
-Is it ok if the selection of beer at the party is all green glass bottles?
-Is it ok to have beer at a birthday party for a one year old?
-Crap, I forgot my ID. Please let my haggard look work in my favor so they don't ask me for my ID.
-Did I just step in honey?
-Pancakes for dinner, with fried apples, peanut butter and maple syrup. We should do this every week.
-Goodnight sweet baby boy. You are the most beautiful and precious thing in the world. Sleep tight. I love you.
1 comment:
Tell me more about your stoma.
I really like your bangs - maybe they need a trim.
Yes, it's ENOUGH food for three parties.
Beer for Silas's party? Of course!
And green glass is perfect.
Promise you'll REST after this wonderful party.
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