Thursday, April 20, 2006

5 things that PROVE I'm an awesome mom

1. After I put Silas down to sleep, I like to prentend I'm a ninja in training and ever so quietly get to the door without waking him up.
2. This is how I prevent him from crawling into the dishwasher and pulling knives out of the silverware basket.

3. I have super poo-resistant olfactory powers.

4. Silas has been waking up every two hours or so all night for the past couple weeks, and I haven't run away from home.

5. I just am, cause I said so and I'm the Mom!

1 comment:

Rachel said...

He actually looks pretty happy in there, but that laundry basket isn't going to hold his hulking frame much longer- you're going to have to wrap the dining room table legs with chicken wire and put him under there.